SPORT NEWS: 10 Sexiest Soccer Players of 2014

In case you missed it, The World Cup kinda happened this past summer.  If you’re like me you probably knew the World Cup was happening and hell, maybe you even heard some names thrown around (Clint Dempsey anyone?) but you didn’t actually watch the games.  Unless of course you were invited over for a viewing party complete with hot wings and boxed wine…no?  Just me?  Ok, moving on.  If you missed some or all of the games, here is a list of the most crucial things you missed.  Ladies, I give you the 10 SEXIEST soccer players of 2014.

Aleksandr Kerzhakov

Aleksandr Kerzhakov has scored more goals than anyone in the history of Russian soocer.  But more importantly, he’s got the cutest ass.  We want to give him a hug.  With our thighs.   

Yaya Touré

Yaya Touré is a 31 year old soccer player who plays for Ivory Coast.  As you can see, he looks REALLY good wearing a green Puma jacket.  We’d put money on him looking better OUT of it though.      

Robin Van Persie

Netherlands player, Robin Van Persie, is so delicious that we’re convinced he’s one of the main ingredients in Dutch Chocolate…

Olivier Giroud

We’re not sure if French soccer player Olivier Giroud is hiding a baguette in his trunks or if he’s just happy to see us.

Neymar da Silva Santos, Jr.

22 year old, Brazilian player Neymar is beyond hot.  So hot in fact that he recently graced the cover of Vogue alongside fellow hottie Gisele Bundchen.  One things for sure.  We wouldn’t mind traveling south for someone like Neymar…you know, to Brazil…

Mensur Mujdza

30 year old Mensur Mujdza plays for the Bosnia and Herzegovina national team.  We never knew brooding eyes could look so good.

Mats Hummels

We can think of 25, if not more, things we want to do to 25 year old, German player Mats Hummels.

Gerard Pique

27 year old, Spanish soccer player Gerard Pique is so sexy that he bagged Colombian songstress, Shakira AKA quite possibly the sexiest woman on earth AND had a child with her.  Go ahead.  Look up a picture of Gerard with his son, Milan.  Warning: your ovaries may or may not explode.

Gabriel Achilier

Gabriel Achilier is a 29 year old player for Ecuador.  It has been said that Achilier has the ability to play many positions on the field.  Let’s hope the same can be said about him off the soccer field as well.

Cristiano Ronaldo

This list would be a sad state of affairs if we didn’t mention none other than Portugal player Cristiano Ronaldo.  Fun fact: Ronaldo was named for U.S. President Ronald Reagan.  While he may share a name, his hot body is one of a kind!